Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the tylenol?
I'm 32, a single mom who is looking for friends and see where it goes. I'm a thicker/ curvier/plus size girl -if you aren't into that, I completely understand but just know that I am very cute and awesome ;) I speak sarcasm and smart ass divorced swingers seeking fucking orgy hot as second languages -hopefully you can give as good as you get!!
And as cheesy as it sounds, I really miss that getting to know you phase, where you get butterflies when you realize there might be something a little less ordinary there ;)
I'm easy going and like to have a good time no matter what I am doing. Some things I enjoy are photography, bowling, pool, putt putt, big movie buff, music, drinks with friends (I'm very open minded and like to try new things as long as I have good company) I'm aware that I have an addiction to smileys but I am seeking help to cure it.... If you would like to learn more then feel free to email me.... like I said you never know :) dammit... lol -last one I promise.....
*major bonus points if you recognize the title without google's help*