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IM BORED LETS HANG OUT IM BORED AND JUST WANT TO HANG OUT

I'm bored...you're bored...let's be bored together:) I know that the attention span can be pretty limited when reading these ads so i'll keep it short and brief.
I'm an sbm that is looking for a few things actually so bear with me, hear me out, and if you're interested by the end...I encourage you to respond.
1- I'm looking for a woman that is into running partly because I am not much into the distance aspect of running but need to get my endurance up..so having someone to run with and chat with about random topics would be great.
2- A single, open minded, and humorous woman that doesn't have a lot going on to where she is too busy to hang out on random nights. (If you don't drink it probably wouldn't work out, it won't be a lot but sometimes it's nice to go to a local dive and have a drink or 2) I say too much going on because recent people that respond either have too much going on such as school, kids, etc..which are all very valid responsibilities that should be main priorities; but i'd like a friend that has more flexibility to hang out.
3- I mentioned open-minded because i'm looking for something different and by that I mean a possible friendship with an added benefit of foot fetish adoration. Now many women have responded and expressed interest, but then the communication dies which leads me to believe that they're just humoring themselves with no actual intent of following through. So i'm looking for the above in addition to what's mentioned here; furthermore, i'm a certified personal trainer and would like to help you tone, lose wt, self defense...whatever the case may be I can help...all you would need is 5 bucks per training session.
4- Huge plus if you are familiar with the website FetLife! If this intrigues you and you are serious, respond to me with your "Shoe Size" in the subject line.
Thanks for reading... I told you i'd keep it brief. (also please provide a pic before asking for mine...and open-minded also means race, ht, etc)
I know that the attention span can be pretty limited when reading these ads so i'll keep it short and brief.
.I'm not looking for more than 1 serious woman because as I said...i'd like to develop a friendship or some form of relationship (huge plus if you're familiar with Fetlife). Also, if you seen the True Life show "I have a fetish" episode... the guy with the foot fetish you will get a grand idea of what it entails. It sort of goes beyond your simple massage or the mere sight, if curiosity is what you have then I would be happy to explain, but if you're genuinely interested for the right reasons then no need to respond.
Remember, if you're interested please place your "SHOE SIZE" in the subject line so that I won't even have to open all other spam I know that i'll be receiving. Please understand that you're going to have to send a pic before requesting one of me

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