Always on the lookout for a new ex
Hi there!
I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disasterous relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
I'm a 35 year old white male, well educated, and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking - you certainly won't be disappointed with me. I'm generally caring and very honest. I have no trouble carrying on a conversation and divorced swingers ready real porno trannies I love to laugh. I think I'm a lot of fun (but who doesn't right?), I'm a little... ok a LOT sarcastic and I can take it as good as I get it. I fit in anywhere, not because I change who I am, but because I'm easy to get along with.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!
You should:
* be 25 to 39 years old, or so.
* Have some sort of job, transportation and aspiration;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
* Possess a sense of humor. Oh man is this important... it's so important...
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* With a good sense of humor; (actually this one is so important...)
* who are smart; (or interesting. or interesting and smart...)
* with nice smiles (and most of if not all their teeth);
* who have a killer pair of legs; (both legs is good too though)
* who are not married but perhaps already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and
* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet any of these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading, and do take care. Emails with pictures get first priority- emails with pictures you drew in crayon or some other medium at the asylum get higher priority. beat the spambots- put something witty in the subject line!