If we were in a relationship...
...I would. . .
. . .listen to you.
. . .kiss you passionately in public.
. . .make you a cocktail and rub your back after you've had a bad day.
. . .respect and appreciate you.
. . .tell you and show you what you mean to me. Often.
. . .be true to you. And be willing to prove it.
. . .take your side in an argument, even if you're completely full of shit. Then tell you later, in private, that you were completely full of shit.
. . .protect you.
. . .communicate to you how I feel and what I want.
. . .dance with you, even though I move with the grace of a 3-legged goat.
I would not. . .
. . .share you, physiy or emotionally, with another lover.
. . .betray your trust in me.
. . .make you feel as though you aren't important to me.
. . .raise my hand in anger against you. For any reason. Ever.
. . .stand around holding your purse in a department store while you try on clothes. Sorry.
. . .stick around if I'm being treated poorly.
. . .take you for a ride on my motorcycle. But I'll ride with you if you have your own.
. . .go to church with you, unless it's a wedding or a funeral.
. . .condescend to you.
. . .take you for granted.
If this is the kind of love you want to receive from, and return to, a handsome, slightly overweight, intelligent, single father in his early ok), tobacco-free, non-Republican, affectionate, very trustworthy, attractive (to me), honest to a fault, and emotionally available.
I tend to be most attracted to women who are on the soft and curvy side, pretty, shorter than my 5'11", quirky, creative, outspoken without being obnoxious and feminine without being precious.
If you're all those things and if you like old cars and bikes, Social Distortion, football, baseball and sci-fi movies, I might propose on the first date.
Please put "genuine" somewhere in the subject line of your email as an anti-bot measure. Attach a photo, and I'll reciprocate.